December 2011
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Phallic Humor
I, Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. Dear Penis, After...
February 2011
11 posts
"Don't move there's something in your hair"
gloriatraveler:
shinyrock:
GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUUUUTTTTT
This is so me.
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January 2011
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Social Distortion
I love this band. I’ve seen them live at least 6 times - which is saying a lot since I’ve only been legally able to see them since 1998 (for 21+ shows anyway) - and they’ve been around since 1978. I will say their last live show at Crystal Ballroom was less than impressive, but that is the only sub-par show of theirs I have seen. They are here in Portland again at the Crystal...
If The Kids Are Alright wins best picture, I will...
themightyfoz:
Also: I feel a Nolan filled tirade coming from me.
I agree that it shouldn’t win, but I liked the movie over all. I’m interested to see your tirade on Nolan…or even your specific thoughts on this film.
Lincoln killed Vampires?
Wife: What books do you want to read? I am making a list.
Me: I wanted to possibly check out "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" or "Pride Prejudice, & Zombies".
Wife: Ok, let me look them up.
Me: Find them?
Wife: Yup... But... is this Lincoln book Non-Fiction?
Me: *FACEPALM*
Gloria Traveler's Sandbox: Love this: →
gloriatraveler:
The Harry Potter series according to Snape:
Severus Snape
Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid…
Awesome.
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The Time May Have Come
For me to start wearing a watch. Any suggestions or recommendations?
I either just saw Mickey Rourke or a pile of...
LOL.
Yet another disturbing idea from the Tea... →
March 2010
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February 2010
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January 2010
11 posts
Heightened Security Alerts from Around the World
THIS IS SO DAMN FUNNY!!
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from...
Questions asked about Australia on the Ozy web...
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the (sometimes brilliant) answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. Q.) Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK). A.) We import all plants fully grown and then just...
“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.”
– Henry David Thoreau (via simtan) (via quote-book) (via hijinx)
Handbook 2010
Health:
1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.. 4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy 5. Make time to pray. 6. Play more games 7. Read more books than you did in 2009 . 8. Sit in silence...
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December 2009
46 posts
Um...tumblr.?
hijinx:
…whatever swanky upgrade you did this morning has now made tumblrs that I don’t follow show up on my Dashboard. Can you fix that please?
Thanks.
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