Jan
25
Lincoln killed Vampires?
- Wife: What books do you want to read? I am making a list.
- Me: I wanted to possibly check out "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" or "Pride Prejudice, & Zombies".
- Wife: Ok, let me look them up.
- Me: Find them?
- Wife: Yup... But... is this Lincoln book Non-Fiction?
- Me: *FACEPALM*